Friday, September 20, 2013

Get along better with your significant other

Dump 'em.

It's the only way.

Times are tough and life is hard, and it won't get any easier for you, not now, not in the future.

So spare anyone you care about and get them out of your life. That way, they won't have to put up with you anymore, and maybe they will have a better life. And you can move on to greener pastures.

And die.