Friday, September 20, 2013

Lice

thanks

R.U. Itchy

Time 2 Hide!

Zap

Cabbage

Royal Ramen Noodles

exoskeleton

Car

Tail

Donut

Drip

Skullz

Plumber


mouse

FB

pinworms

What career is right for you?

There is none. 


You're good at some things, but not good enough.

Add to that the fact that you are lazy, untalented, and below-average when it comes to intelligence.

Even if you find a decent job, it won't last, once the management really gets to know you.

The best solution, for you, is to stay home, forever. 



Get along better with your significant other

Dump 'em.

It's the only way.

Times are tough and life is hard, and it won't get any easier for you, not now, not in the future.

So spare anyone you care about and get them out of your life. That way, they won't have to put up with you anymore, and maybe they will have a better life. And you can move on to greener pastures.

And die.


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